Today in “Nineties Nicole Kidman Movie Ads that Now Eerily Sum Up the State of Her Career”

If the above Dead Calm subtitle had been A Voyage into Painful Irrelevance, I think it would apply quite well to the sorry condition of Ms. Kidman’s post-Tom “Nutcase Who Stars In Some Real Good Movies” Cruise oeuvre.

Some useless trivia: There was a time when this movie had the highest box office take of any water-centric Billy Zane film.