This sexually suggestive Milky Way ad seems to OH MY GOD I NEED A MILKY WAY

The pink heart. The flushed cheeks. The heavily lashed eyes closed to better savor the ecstasy. A chocolate bar meeting the red, luscious lips….

Your not-all-that-subliminal blowjob imagery of the week, ladies and gentlemen, courtesy of 1954’s Madison Avenue. You don’t have to be Don Draper to decode this one.