Do your Spider-Man action figures yearn for hot zip-line action? MEGO HAS JUST WHAT THEY NEED.

This ad got me all curious about what the hell the “Supervator” was. All I could think of was the time Superman took a moment during plunging elevator rescue to toss rescuees some Hostess cupcakes, which was not his proudest moment. But this is oh so much more. Click here for a more in-depth look at the Supervator and its operating manual — hours of gravity-induced non-electronic fun.