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Spectacles. Testicles. Wallet. Watch. Superman Belt Buckle.

January 29, 2012

“All the alterations to your new suit have been made, sir. You should cut a fine figure at the bicentennial gala. Now, to complete the ensemble, can I interest you in a Superman belt buckle? It’s made of 100% authentic metal!”

“Yes. Yes you can. Please tell me more!”

“Wonderful! It can be yours free. All you have to do is deface several wonderful comic books.”

“…”

“Sir?”

“How dare you?”

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Chris permalink
    January 30, 2012 12:17 pm

    A free belt buckle after mutilating $7.50 worth of comics.

  2. March 24, 2013 8:00 pm

    My older brother had this belt buckle, though I have no idea if he got it by defacing comics or not.

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