The Clarence Oveur “You Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked?” Model Plane

When I saw this ad, the Peter Graves “Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?” exchanges from Airplane!, with little Joey marveling at his new toy, roared into my cerebral cortex. I’m probably not alone in this.

Ah, the days when a small child being physically menaced by a seven-foot tall professional athlete and hearing sexual innuendo from a gray-haired pilot could be sources of high amusement. Where have you gone, America?