Lozer Tag

A buddy of mine had one of these things when we were kids. It was pure junk. You had to have the gun right next to the target doodad to register any sort of hit. Maybe he got a lemon, I don’t know. Whatever the case, it sucked. Lazer Tag actually spawned a short-lived animated series, but I don’t think we’ll be building any statues to talented practicioners any time soon.

Kids, stick to the guns that can shoot your eye out.