Batman’s pectorals, Nightwing’s cleavage and Geo-Force’s abs are proud to accept these crappy awards

Bought these the other day. I love digests. Small. Compact. Like the Russian phrasebooks/Bibles on Slim Pickens’ Dr. Strangelove checklist.

The above plaques look like the ones I used to get as a kid for winning the local Knights of Columbus free throw competition or something similarly dopey, “major” awards that were immediately consigned to a dark corner of a closet. I can’t imagine these would have fared better in the Batcave or Titan’s Tower.

There’s also a Year’s Best Superman Stories edition, with a similarly chestular cover. The store didn’t have that one. You can’t win them all.