A modern fructose-eating fam-i-lyyyyy…

It’s a testament to the Flintstones Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles marketing campaign that I can still, years after it was on the airwaves, remember the commercial where the cereal-stealing Barney Rubble rapped:

It almost makes what Fruity Pebbles did to milk — turning it a sickening, dusky purple — forgivable. Almost. YABBA DABBA DO NOT EAT THIS CRAP.