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  Peter Parker was molested as a boy. FACT. I got misty-eyed reading this. FACT. - Spider-Man and Power Pack
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  Supergirl channels her inner Catherine the Great and makes out with her horse - Adventure Comics #390
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  A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can post on a horse, of course, that is of course, unless the horse is the famous... - Mister Ed #1
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  Go ahead and call me a lecherous male chauvinist, cause I ain't lookin' at the snakes - Supergirl #8
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  In 1983, the world cried out for a trucking-based comic book hero. Marvel answered that call... - U.S. 1 #1
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  The 1974 CBS Saturday morning lineup was perhaps the most insane ever
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  The Man of Steel as Douchey Frenchified Artiste - Superman #211
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  WARNING: This comic will put hair on your chest. And give you a scrotum, if you're scrotumless. - The Dirty Dozen
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  Close Encounters of the Third Kind Redux - A few words from Walt Simonson
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  When an adaptation of an adaptation of an adaptation flops - Marvel Super Special #38, "Red Sonja"