“Faster than a locomotive.” Will you settle for that?

November 23, 2011

So what if it doesn’t make you faster than a speeding bullet or more powerful than a locomotive. Take what you can get, planet Earth.

We’ve already learned that Cheerios can get a dim-witted moose to dunk himself in a basketball hoop. Now we know that it also helps you outrun high-speed Japanese trains (not to mention superimpose a solitary Cheerio over your engorged left bicep). Huh. Suck on that, Wheaties.