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Now comes with fists for headlights!

February 23, 2011

I had a couple of these Corgi things when I was a kid — the “Supermobile” and the van. Both baffled me. First, I never understood why Superman, even if he was stuck under a red sun, would want something that had fists poking out of the front. Stick a laser there or something. Second, my young mind could never figure out what the van, despite the Superman indicia on its side, had to do with the Man of Steel. I think my grandmother told me (it was part of a small arsenal of toys at her place) that he was inside it, which led to long spells of me peering into its lilliputian windows for evidence of a red cape and blue tights. A vise may even have been used to cracked it open in a desperate bid for answers.

The Supermobile made an appearance in an actual comic (Action #481). It was revealed that it was made from Supermanium. I think that about sums everything up with the Supermobile, don’t you?

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Scott Nesmith's avatar
    Scott Nesmith permalink
    February 23, 2011 3:38 pm

    Well, if Wonder Woman’s invisible plane was made out of Amazonium, it stands to reason that the Supermobile would be made out of Supermanium. I guess they could have called it Kryptonium, but some wrier would probably confuse it with Kryptonite.

    • Jared's avatar
      February 23, 2011 4:35 pm

      Point taken, but if the Invisible Plane had been made from WonderWomanium then that comparison would hold a bit better. I think “Kryptonium,” despite the (somewhat limited) potential for confusion, would be a better option, and might help prevent the Supermobile’s stupidity from collapsing in on itself like a black hole of lame.

  2. Mars Will Send No More's avatar
    February 27, 2011 4:39 am

    Be nice or I’m telling Lois. In fact, I’m calling her right now on my alexandergrahambellium.

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