I know what this ad is trying to say, but isn’t it all backwards?

So Aunt Minerva wants to grab control of the airwaves to manipulate the minds of youth… You know, like companies do every day . Except her message, the one that’s supposed to seal her domination of the world, is for kids to NOT like Twinkies. Step two seems to be missing in this three step plan, but if that’s how she want to tackle things, more power to her.

Thankfully Captain Marvel is there to put a stop to her machinations and to ensure that future generations will grow disgusting and fat on mass-produced cream-filled confections.

Bravo, Cap. Bravo. I think. And don’t let Mayor Bloomberg catch you.