Ben-Huh?

Glad to see they’re going with a subtle, contemplative take, one that plays up the Tale of the Christ elements of Ben-Hur. Oh wait, sorry, I was thinking the exact opposite. God (no pun), this looks like garbage. Needless garbage. Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave and reaching for a gun, if not his copy of the comic book adaptation.

And Victor Domashev will surely be the most underwhelming Messala ever committed to film — you ain’t no Leslie Nielsen, sir.