Your standard binoculars are much more wholesome than that filthy spy scope

August 25, 2014

Here we have your standard binoculars, presented with an image of a handsome, happy couple using them to better see a football gridders from their windy vantage in the nosebleeds. Nice, right? Or you could just stick with the spy scope, and whack off while leering at young sunbathers from a distance. Your choice.