Because nothing says “Christmas is almost here” like Santa Claus in an Army helmet

Really, who’d take pot shots at jolly Saint Nick? He’s bringing you G.I. Joes! G.I. Joes on skis! G.I. Joes in deep sea diving gear!

A Santa Claus G.I. Joe figure seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, William “Refrigerator” Perry had one, so why not the man whose belly shook like a bowl full of jelly?