Get rid of your blemishes. Also, make your face looks like it’s been airbrushed into oblivion

One is reminded of Lucille Bluth’s driver’s license upon seeing the woman above with the blindingly unnaturally pristine skin. Or Michael Stipe. But the advertised skin care product let you boogie with musical notes and a treble clef suspended in the air around you, so there’s that. Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge — and a woman sans zits.

Also: Is that George Herman Ruth behind the airbrushed woman?