Join the Star Wars Fan Club, the one from back before Vader was Luke’s father

Joining a Star Wars Fan Club way back in that nebulous time before non-canonical Expanded Universe stories — heck, before The Empire Strikes Back, for that matter — must have been somewhat akin to buying Apple stock in 1980. Except for the “vast wealth” angle. But hey, you got an embroidered jacket patch!

Dorkier than the Jimmy Olsen Fan Club? YOU DECIDE.