Let’s launch this 1950s plastic space crap into orbit

I find this ad’s claims of launching rickety plastic toys into space right on par with Yubiwaza’s assertions that the smallest, slightest person on Earth can become a self-defense killing machine. The copy is — forgive me — out there. Love the old curvy rockets, though.

Hey, call those thirty-year-old virgins from that dumb commercial, the ones who bought a weather balloon with credit card points. They’d lap this right up.