Thrill as Strat-O-Matic reduces the National Pastime to spreadsheets
May 17, 2012
Combine Dungeons & Dragons with Major League Baseball! Bore people insensate with statistics and mind-numbing rows of figures! Strip the game of all the things that make it beautiful, not excluding crotch-scratching and tobacco juice!
Dick Williams would use this crap for BB bun target practice.
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Jared
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You’ve obviously never played the game! Strat-o-Matic is great fun and there is a whole subculture of players – including some major leaguers – that is fanatic about the game. If you’re a baseball fan at all, I’d hope you would give the game a chance to test your managerial skill with Strat-o-Matic.
I’d rather eat thumbtacks. Thanks for the invite, though.
Well, you’ve obviously never eaten thumbtacks, either. They are not nearly as tasty as you might think, and certainly not a substitute for a decent baseball simulation.