“Gosh, these toy trucks are great,” says the world’s most depressed boy

The kid looks like his father just came home drunk and yelled at him. Or his dog died. Or he’s moving soon and never going to see his friends again. Or he’s in a Spider-Man PSA comic. I think his face says it all, though the rumpled shirt and sweater are certainly adding their voices to the chorus. Whatever you do, keep this kid away from his Daisy BB gun.

Maybe playing with toy trucks and toy tanks and toy boats and what have you isn’t the childhood joy that it’s cracked up to be. “Daisy/matic: THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO DROWN YOURSELF.”