I’ll take the Buck Rogers Ray Gun. He can keep his dopey helmet.

This proud solicitation was found in the other day’s Daredevil book. Coming from a much later decade, I’m far more familiar with Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century than his old-time inspiration. But all of us — ALL OF US — can get behind a nifty Buck Rogers Sonic Ray Gun, one you can proudly point at imaginary foes while making preposterous, spittley approximations of what you imagine a ray gun would sound like.

It has a Cyclotron Chamber, people. A CYCLOTRON CHAMBER.