Me Tarzan. Me like Joe Kubert art. But me no like being used in cheap commercial ploy.

Could you really blame Tarzan if he broke character for a moment, dropped the pidgin English, turned to the reader and inquired as to what the hell he was doing braving dinosaurs and saber-toothed tigers to sell model kits and Pom Poms? SOMEONE GET THE EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS ESTATE ON THE LINE.