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Hot Wheels?

July 25, 2011

This is one of those Johnny Carson “I did not know that” moments of which the comic book world appears to have a never-ending supply. I had no clue there was such a beast as this until the above ad slapped me in the mug. Tiny metal toy cars seem like a rather thin broth to build a comic around, and sort of remind me of Pole Position, the most boring Atari 2600 game I ever owned and the basis for one of the more insipid cartoons of my youth. Actually, this comic was more of a tie-in to a late-1960s Hot Wheels cartoon, so that comparison is perhaps a bit more apt than at first blush.

As I stated, thin broth. Or broths.

Then again, (up-until-now-regarded-as) intelligent people are making a movie based on Battleship, so a Hot Wheels comic might simply have been ahead of its time.

“Hot Wheels! Hot Wheels!”

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Atomic Kommie Comics's avatar
    July 25, 2011 12:44 pm

    How Wheels featured artwork by BOTH Neal Adams and Alex Toth.
    Well worth tracking down for the art (stories were a bit hokey…)

    • Jared's avatar
      July 25, 2011 3:16 pm

      I saw that when I checked the Overstreet guide just to make sure that this was a real series and wasn’t aborted before publication. Hokey stories? Unimaginable!

  2. Thelonious_Nick's avatar
    Thelonious_Nick permalink
    July 25, 2011 1:35 pm

    The whole point of Pole Position was that you got to sit in the booth (?) and push pedals and turn a real steering wheel just like an actual grown-up driving, except much faster. (Why didn’t your Mom ever drive 150 mph, anyway?) I imagine it would lose something in the translation to a small screen and joystick.

    • Jared's avatar
      July 25, 2011 3:20 pm

      I think the ten-inch screen in my childhood house’s spare bedroom may have contributed to that lost in translation effect.

      In Pole Position’s defense, at least it wasn’t as soul-crushingly impossible as the Raiders of the Lost Ark game, which may very well have been forged by Satan himself.

  3. Pat Curley's avatar
    July 30, 2011 6:51 am

    Enduro was the car-racing game for the Atari 2600 that didn’t suck.

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