SHUT UP!!! – Donald Duck #55

Some of the LOUDEST BIRDS I HAVE EVER HEARD have taken up residence just outside my bedroom window. Not only do they have the biggest bellowing voices you’ve ever heard, but they’re also nocturnal. Yes, they’re up all night, like the worst neighbors you could possibly imagine. They were charming for about five minutes. Now I’m weighing what kind of birdicide to dump on them.

I bought this comics a week ago just for the cover. Never have I felt a greater kinship for Donald Duck and his short fuse. Though, to be fair, my birds haven’t taken up residence in my sailor hat.