Sea-Monkeys and meeeeeee

There’s something incredibly off-putting about these things. The life from lifelessness bit gives me the heebie-jeebies, and the picture of a happy, nude Sea-Monkey nuclear family sure doesn’t help matters much. I swear, if I ever was in someone’s house and they had these little monsters floating around in a bowl, I’d probably shout “Abomination!” at the top of my lungs and start making the Sign of the Cross in the air.