Oh M.A.S.K., you had us at flying DeLoreans with machine guns on the door-wings

Take note, Mr. Mxyzptlk subscription ads with backwards-spelled words: THIS is how you get a reader’s attention. A kid sees a flying car with DeLorean door-wings (it’s actually a Camaro) soaring above the clouds, its machine guns blazing, and can’t resist. It would be a miracle if he didn’t rob his mother’s purse and hitchhike to the nearest toy store. Or hell, carjack his way there. This was Kenner-made crack. The Matt Trakker action figure with the removable mask was just gravy.