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2February 23, 2012The Cosmic Cube can eat a Twinkie without barfing. It is truly the most powerful object in the universe.

0February 21, 2012SHIVER ME PIGGY BANK

2February 19, 2012Right now John Elway is strapping Tim Tebow to a couch and dusting off his Nintendo.

0February 17, 2012I’ll take the Buck Rogers Ray Gun. He can keep his dopey helmet.

0February 16, 2012There’s a Yancy Street playset, right? There better be a Yancy Street playset. – The Superhero Catalog #1

0February 15, 2012A shy Rick Barry would like you to consider making Spalding your basketball of choice

0February 13, 2012Get this, a jaw harp, a stone jug and a washboard and you could form the world’s most depressing hillbilly orchestra

0February 11, 2012Practice with Boaterific and one day you too can flip a cruise ship on its side and abandon it before the women and children!

0February 8, 2012Recreate Close Encounters of the Third Kind’s opening scene in a sandbox. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

0February 6, 2012Rommel, you magnificent bastard, Rat Patrol read your book!

0February 4, 2012“Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” Includes Children

0February 3, 2012Do your Spider-Man action figures yearn for hot zip-line action? MEGO HAS JUST WHAT THEY NEED.

0February 2, 2012After the dopey Fast Willie, a dash of Martin Luther King, Jr. should cleanse the Black History Month palate

0February 2, 2012Would Tony Hawk be caught dead shredding on this?

4January 31, 2012Doctor Doom looks nude without his cape, and that crappy hologram shield isn’t helping.

0January 31, 2012Pitchers and catchers report to spring training in mere weeks. Here are some grotesque Jack Davis baseball caricatures to whet your appetite.

0January 30, 2012This haphazard Fig Newton treasure map doesn’t lead to actual treasure. Nor does it make any sense.

1January 29, 2012Spectacles. Testicles. Wallet. Watch. Superman Belt Buckle.