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Posts by Jared M.

0May 20, 2012When a dog looks down on your preparedness, skin care, driving and overall cleanliness, it’s time to take stock

0May 19, 2012A more old-timey Superman invites you to the long-demolished Palisades Amusement Park

1May 18, 2012If the Marc Webb/Andrew Garfield Spider-Man reboot leaves you cold, Aunt May as jailbait might be your thing. BUT PROBABLY NOT. – Trouble

0May 17, 2012Voltron’s accompanying universe was much more involved and insufferable than I remember

3May 17, 2012Thrill as Strat-O-Matic reduces the National Pastime to spreadsheets

0May 16, 2012A comic begat by the TV show that also begat John Travolta. YOU’RE WELCOME, EARTH. – Welcome Back, Kotter #2

0May 16, 2012Booster Gold: The Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy of comics

0May 15, 2012Now you can join Evel Knievel in committing aggravated child endangerment

0May 15, 2012You’ll become so good at playing the guitar, hearts will magically appear above your girl’s head

0May 14, 2012Today’s Lesson: Speedy’s drug addiction saga is infinitely more depressing when it’s in Dutch – Groene Lantaarn Classics #2730

0May 13, 2012Join salty-tongued baseball manager Dick Williams as he philosophizes on the merits of BB gun ownership

1May 13, 2012Superman does a lackluster job of battling child abuse in another Curt Swan PSA

1May 12, 2012Were you all fired up to read Jack Kirby’s Silver Star back in the day? No? Yeah, no one was.

0May 11, 2012Hey, Aquaman has a new blue costume. Kids will LOVE him now. – Aquaman (1986 Mini-Series)

0May 11, 2012Short? Don’t want to stretch yourself out with a torture rack? Then try these simple Tom Cruise-style lifts.

0May 10, 2012Chuck Norris laughs at this comic’s paucity of spinning heel kicks – Jace Pearson’s Tales of the Texas Rangers #11

0May 10, 2012Bill and Ted would like to Excellently Adventure into your old Game Boy or NES

0May 9, 2012Let’s light an Iron Man/Captain America cigarette as we bask in the Avengers afterglow – Tales of Suspense #93