Let’s all pause a moment to give thanks for Sasquatch’s groin fur
There have to be times when Puck thanks his lucky stars that he’s a member of Alpha Flight. There aren’t many other teams where he wouldn’t be the hairiest member (Beast has much better grooming), but thanks to Sasquatch he can walk up to the ladies with his head held (not too) high. “I’m not that hirsute. And I can do cartwheels!”
On a related note, couldn’t Sasquatch squeeze himself into some pants? Even Fin Fang Foom wears briefs. As much as we like staring at his loincloth-like pubic hair (because, let’s be frank, that’s what it is), there are limits, you know? I mean, it’s not like we’re not grateful that it blocks his fuzzy junk, but come on — it couldn’t possibly be more front and center than it is here. We’re talking about a Woodgod level of exhibitionism.
Maybe he does wear underpants and they’re just covered by the hanging fur. Or maybe that’s really a furry set of BVDs. I’m sure there are people out there who can answer these questi- ALL RIGHT WE’VE THOUGHT ENOUGH ABOUT THIS.