Skip to content
About these ads

The Frontier Cabin is all fun and games, right up until your parents make you live in it

November 10, 2012

Dad won’t build you a treehouse? Maybe he’ll shell out the cash for this fake, miniature log cabin, one that purports to be able to hold 2-3 children, though only if they hunch over like they’re working on Floor 7½ in Being John Malkovich. Once inside, you can fulfill all your wildest Davy Crockett fantasies.

Basically this is a doghouse for kids. Look, it even has “Billy” in the place of “Fido.” “I know it’s cold out there, Billy, but your mother and I need our alone time now. We left a full water bowl for you, what more do you want?”

Five for four bucks is an irresistible bargain, though.

About these ads
No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: