Spectacles. Testicles. Wallet. Watch. Superman Belt Buckle.
January 29, 2012
“All the alterations to your new suit have been made, sir. You should cut a fine figure at the bicentennial gala. Now, to complete the ensemble, can I interest you in a Superman belt buckle? It’s made of 100% authentic metal!”
“Yes. Yes you can. Please tell me more!”
“Wonderful! It can be yours free. All you have to do is deface several wonderful comic books.”
“…”
“Sir?”
“How dare you?”
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Jared M.
A free belt buckle after mutilating $7.50 worth of comics.